Family

The Day Declan Learned To Use The F-Bomb

Trust me, I can curse like a sailor. Over the past 6+ years of living with Declan, it's been hard to watch my mouth. Sometimes a "crap," "damn," or even a "shit" has slipped out in the presence of my son. [No pun intended there,…

Declan’s New "Brother"

We met Jeff almost exactly one month after our wedding. I remember it, because it was a concert put on by local indie station 93.3 and there was band after band playing at Fiddler's Green as we sat and baked in the hot sun all…

Theology By Mail

Folding clothes last night...Declan: "I respect my clothes. My clothes are awesome."Aimee: "Um, that's good."Declan: "No, really. I respect my clothes. I respect God, and he respects clothes, so I respect them too."[OK. Hold up. Those of you who know us, know we are agnostic…

His First Girlfriend

=Second to Last Day of School=Declan: "Mama, Mama! Guess what! I have a girlfriend now!"Aimee: "You do?? Who?"Declan: "Meredith." [Meredith being one of his very good friends since preschool.]Aimee: "How did you and Meredith decide to start going out?"Declan: "We didn't."Aimee: "Then how do you…

Stop The Merry-Go-Round, I Want To Get Off

I had a crap day yesterday.It started with the realization that we forgot to do Declan's homework. Again. This is particularly crappy after I convinced Declan's teacher to extend the homework deadline to Monday to help us working parents out. So us working parents can't…

Looking Back

Most of you have heard about Maddie Spohr by now. I went back and forth yesterday, whether I was going to post about it, scared to feel exploitative of a really tender situation. But seeing as Declan was a 32 week preemie, I felt like…

Wherein I Make Up for the Magic Carpet Ride

There are certain people in my life [cough, cough Kary cough, cough Gerhard] who like to bring up THIS VIDEO every single time they see me. Every. Single. Time.OK, fine. I see why. It's hilarious and stupid and I nearly give myself a concussion. What's…