How It Goes In My House

Aimee: Your hair looks particularly big and fluffy today.

Bryan: Look. You’re just jealous. Maybe if you paid more attention to me rather than my hair…[Aimee interrupting]

Aimee: Wait. Have you always had this weird cartilage bump on your ear?

Bryan: Look. You have known me for 15 years. Maybe if you paid more attention to me rather than my ears… [Aimee interrupting]

Aimee: 16 years.

Bryan: [Pause.] Look. Maybe if you didn’t spend all your time doing math…

This article has 9 comments

  1. Mr Lady

    Does it hurt to live with someone so funny? I bet it does.

  2. ~Sheryl

    awww… communication, it’s a beautiful thing.

  3. zipper

    you guys funny.

  4. monstergirlee

    omg that is funny. do you regularly spit up food and drink laughing in your house?

  5. gkgirl


    thanks for the giggle.

  6. Josie

    Too funny:)
    Thanks for the morning giggle and the knowledge that I’m not the only one who has bizarre conversations with her other half

  7. GreenCanary

    Love conversations like that!

  8. Anonymous

    you guys make me laugh so hard!

  9. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

    That will teach you… doing all that math. Hmph.

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