A Little Haywire

I can’t believe what I just did.

Some idiot teenage girls in a Jeep with the top down purposely and flagrantly stole my parking spot at Whole Foods (which is always the biggest zoo on the entire planet), all the while laughing their asses off and blasting Beyoncé. So, what did I do? With Declan in the car? I zoomed my car up the their’s – one foot away from a Kathy Bates in Fried Green Tomatoes maneuver – rolled down my window and started yelling at them about how I had been waiting for that spot, and had they never seen a blinking turn signal before????

I think I scared the poop out of them.

Not my proudest moment.

At least I refrained from swearing at them in front of my 4 year old. Who, by the way, was completely oblivious to the whole thing. Hilarious.

This article has 4 comments

  1. TxGambit

    I have sooooo wanted to do that before!

    Did Dex say anything?

  2. greeblemonkey

    He literally did not pay any attention. When I made the comment, “those girls were not very nice” as I drove away, he looked up from his toy and said, “whaaa?”

  3. mamalicious

    One time Courtney called some people “huge assholes!” for doing the same thing (I know, “huge” assholes – hee hee) and Matthew WAS paying attention. I think she scared Matthew and I more than she scared those girls. Good for you, girl!

  4. monstergirlee

    When I get a little peeved at other drivers & Sullivan notices, he’s started asking “Are those people idiots Momma? Do they need to learn how to drive their car?”. LOL!! Good for you Aimee.

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