A Whole Day
Since I had Declan duty all week, Bryan is giving me today... TO DO WHATEVER I WANT. Even though Bryan himself slaved like a dog at work all week - he sees me hitting my breaking point and offered to give me some time to…
Pied Piper
I have this theory that kids can smell fear. Any mom with a newborn knows that is a fact.And I also have proof that kids smell out adults who are willing to play with them. When Bryan walks in a room, he must send off…
Who is the greenest of them all?
When you make a cake that resembles a watermelon, you are bound to get some green tongues.*Exhibit A (the Cake):Exhibit B (The Usual Suspects):*My vote goes to Danielle.
Salmonella Schmalmonella
In my household, if you help make a cake - you get to eat the batter.Yeah, I know - I live on the edge.
Words that make a Mamma proud. And teary.
We met Declan's friend Trudy and her dad over at the paddle boats today. (In case you are wondering, Trudy got the gigantic dragon and Declan wanted the huge flamingo. For once in my life I didn't have the freaking camera, so you'll just have…
Proof I work with crazy people.
I am so pissed I am missing cake while I am home with Declan.I guess we are gonna just have to make our own motherfucking cake for Bryan's motherfucking birthday.
Birthday Surprise!
As my extra special birthday surprise for Bryan - I got him a... CHAIR! And not just any chair! A leather one that no cat hair can adhere too, thus giving him an actual place in the house to sit and NOT SNEEZE. Somehow I…