OK, even I won’t go *this* far.
Declan is in the bathroom, doing his business. He finishes and is very excited about the size and volume of his poop.Declan: Mommy! Mommy! Come look at my poop! There is soooooo much.Aimee: MMM-mmm. Very good job, buddy.Declan: Will you take a picture of it?So…