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Only if a building is on fire…

I have never been fond of running. Of course I hated it before my breast reduction, when my boobs would hit me in the face if I even hopped up to kiss Bryan on the cheek. But still today, when at the gym - if…

An Open Letter

Dear Colorado,I know you are scared. That stuff falling from the sky is not white. It's clear. And wet. And splashy.But, it will be alright. Rain like this only happens like once a year. But I promise. As someone who grew up in Maryland and…

He has a future at Jamba Juice.

Declan: "Daddy! Mama and I just made smoothies!"Bryan: "Really?! What is in 'em?"Declan: "Oranges, Strawberry Yogurt, Ice and Milk."Bryan: "Cool! What do you call it? You should come up with some fun, funky name."Declan: "Orange Strawberry Yogurt Ice Smoothie"Bryan: {Pause} "Well. That's descriptive. And looong."

The "Not if You Paid Me" List

When I was at Joe and Aimee of the Cool Name's house last weekend, we started talking about concerts. Apparently Aimee can count the number of shows she has seen on one hand. (Sad, sad girl). And as she listed them off, I felt myself…

I goof, therefore I am.

My new friend and nomination grunt, Doodaddy has graciously bestowed upon me the "Thinking Blog" Award. I must admit I was a little surprised by this, seeing as I am mostly a goofball who lives with two other goofballs and has many other goofballs for…