Host: (to Bryan) “Hey, you have glitter on your face!”
Bryan: “Yeah, probably.”
Host: “Is it from rubbing your face in glitter boobs???”
Bryan: “Um, actually it is from playing with my 3 year old.”
Apparently Glitter Boobs was a reference to the TV show “My Name Is Earl” – however, by the varying reactions to the comment in the room – it clearly showed the difference between the people with kids and the people without kids.
Lesson learned. To people with kids, glitter is a tool to keep them busy for about an hour or so… and to people without kids, it is a tool to get men to look at your boobs. Got it.