Guess where I am off to today? Jury Duty!
Guess what I have got? A cold, my womanly crap, and 6,000,000 things to do at the office!
Bryan said last night that the judge better watch his ass, because it’s like the perfect storm of hell coming his way. Bryan can do a pretty good Ozzy impression when he wants to, so he starts singing about a devil woman taking over the courthouse in a fit of PMS and coughing.
Personally though, I prefer to think of myself as Simon Mulligan from Kids in the Hall.
I’m evil, evil, evil! Pick me for a juror and go to hell!
Sir Simon Mulligan & Hecubus