When I shave my legs, I always seem to miss this little tuft of hair on both knees. ALWAYS. I go back and re-scrape my knees every time, in multiple directions…but after the shower, I take a peek and THEY ARE STILL THERE. Luckily the hair on my legs is fine and blond, so they are not really noticeable to anyone but me.
But I know they are there.
So, I have named them Jessica and Ashlee.
And on fine Spring days, like today, when I am wearing a skirt with no hose, and I am sitting in interminably long meetings, I make Jessica and Ashlee have conversations.
“Can you believe she missed us *again* today?”
“Ah know! She is a complete idiot! Does she *not* know how to use a razor, or what?!”
“And, ah mah gawd, what are these people talking about anyway?”
“I. have. no. idea. I will call John and have him explain it to me.”
Any suggestions on getting rid of them would be most appreciated.